Anyhow, my selection of crop-dusting victims would probably have as much obvious alternatives as yours:

Anyhow, my selection of crop-dusting victims would probably have as much obvious alternatives as yours:

• Kim Kardashian • The Brant Brothers • Aaron Sorkin • Mike Francesa • Bryant Gumbel • Bob Costas • Madonna • Randy Edsall • The Aurora shooter • just about any cable news pundit, including Rachel Maddow. I am aware dirty libruls love speaing frankly about exactly just how much classier Maddow is than many other pundits, but screw that. I would most likely enjoy farting in her own face significantly more than also Hannity’s. • Mitt Romney • Padma Lakshmi/Geoffrey Zakarian

Keep in mind, you should not simply choose victims according to whether or not that you don’t like them.

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